Post by dreamkiller227 on Apr 26, 2012 21:05:54 GMT -5
Rye: God damn it, what did she tell me. I swear if this mess up my chance............
* Metallica walks in with a confused look, and wondering*
Metallica: Who are you talking to? Did you find that little guy from the trunk in the freezer?
Rye: You are obsessed with Hangover aren't You?
Metallica: Well........Yea.
Rye: As much as I know you love to see me half naked, I need to get dressed. NYCCW finally doing the right thing and give me a Magazine Interview. So You can chill here and get some food, I'm sure there are some left-overs or I can drop you off somewhere?
Metallica: I think i'll take a shower first then go. I feel like I jumped in a pig pen.
Rye: Well that would go with your look then wouldn't it*Laughs*
{Metallica pushes him and walks to the bathroom, Rye Payne goes in his room and gets dressed: White V-Neck Tee, Dark Jeans White and Black Chucks with white Shades. Rye Payne leaves towels by the door.(Metallica you can pick up a new RP if you want after I leave.)
Rye: I think i have enough mental pics of you to get me off for a while*laughs and walks out the door.*
{Breaking my forth wall Deadpool style, who wants to see me go through all that shit at the NYCCW building. I'm cutting to the interview bitches.}
{Rye Payne sitting in a nice interview type room, pouring water in a cup and admiring the water glasses. NYCCW Editor Max Harding.}
Max: I see you like the glasses.
Rye: Yea, This is how you know you make it big, when the glasses look fancy.
Max: ha anyway to business, I have 3 questions I can fit in the Magazine. I wish it was longer but the deadline is coming up fast sorry about that.
Rye: Not at all, I had a hell of a night last night and just want this to get over, with so shoot when your ready Killa!
Max: I'm sure the readers want to know this but how serious is this whole Payne/Stytch thing, We seen the back and forth Tweets. How did this form?
Rye: I expected this, well to put it this way. He needs to admit I'm the better man, I'm a Champion and he is not. I have a tag partner whether then just two guys thrown together. But I think the problem lies with him wanting to be like me. A free bachelor, I'm guessing he never had a wild streak before soul crushing marriage. I bet the most excitement he has is going to chuck e cheese. I bet I had a hell of a great night, if I can remember it.
Max: I'm surprised your here, a lesser man would probably say F me and lay in bed.
Rye: I can't do that, The people want to see me, read about me. I wouldn't be much of Face of NYCCW if I lay in bed all day and piss away my gift.
Max: Face of NYCCW? what about great talents like World Champion Johnny Clash, Drake Hunter, Raven I could go on and on. NYCCW has an impressive roster, your saying your better than them?
Rye: Yes I am. You don't know it but your sitting with a God. I can do anything I want and no one can stop me. I am Empire State Champion and soon to be a Dual Champion, when I hold the World Championship. Clash stole my opportunity, I should be World Champion. He is an thief and I bet he has a longer interview on this Mag.
Max: Actually We tried calling you but we could never reach you. How are we expected to wait on you to call us, we thought you weren't interested.
Rye: I have other champion duties to do, autograph signings and so on.
Max: We'll keep that in mind but Last question. I have to ask what is your plan for your Championship. Ever since you won the Empire State Championship, you never defended it. Yet you claim to be the best.
Rye: Well that is easy, I never saw an eye of the tiger on anyone here in NYCCW. No one is worthy enough to step in the ring with me with my title on the line. Anyway who would get in the ring with a master assassin, that is a death sentence.
Max: How about Metallica Evans?
Rye*sitting in his seat, glaring at Max Harding* This Interview is over I'm out!
{Rye Payne jumps up and storms out the room, leaving Max Harding sitting in the seat, shaking his head and drinks some water.}
Max: Wow, he's Whipped!
End