Post by Johnny Clash on May 22, 2012 18:29:24 GMT -5
London Williams: London standing by with none other than NYCCW’s very own World Heavyweight Champion... Johnny Clash!
[[The camera pans to London’s right where Clash stands with the World title and a smile on his face]]
London Williams: Johnny, last Saturday we saw you and Drake Hunter in a vicious battle with Rage, Rye and Hacker. Did you know Electra would be there to help you guys?
Johnny Clash: As far as I knew.. Electra couldn’t make the show due to doctors orders or something like that. I don’t know that girl posts so much on Twitter I ignore it. She’s a great gal don’t get me wrong, but eassssyyy on the twitter! I’m just joking around, no I did not know she would be there. I believed it would be me and Drake against the world and it was. Me and Drake went out there with our heads held high and we knew what we were getting ourselves into. Drake Hunter is one tough son of a bitch and I can say the same for myself. I will go as far as saying that the guys that stood across from in the ring are also tough sons of bitches. What I can also say is that they are just plain old bitches.
[[The fans cheer]]
Johnny Clash: We have a guy that runs around in a black hoodie and mask as if someone is chasing him with a paintball gun. Hacker is a coward and he hides behind that mask because he is insecure about himself. See, Stytch wears a mask because it’s cool. Hacker wears a mask because he is a phony and a piece of shit.
[[The fans cheer again]]
Johnny Clash: Rye Payne... Oh where do I begin.
[[The fans begin to Boo when Clash mentions Rye’s name]]
Johnny Clash: “There’s going to be a war!” “We’re taking over!” Rye, how about you just shut your mouth, pucker up your lips and kiss my ass!
[[The fans cheer again and laugh with Johnny]]
Johnny Clash: Rye Payne, you are lucky to even have this title opportunity, you are lucky to even be in my league. When I came to NYCCW you were a nobody. If my memory serves me correctly you were all-action champion when I came here. That’s funny because I believe I am the longest reigning All-Action Champion in NYCCW History... I guess that already makes me better than you.
[[The camera pans across the crowd in the arena cheering]]
Johnny Clash: You can list your accomplishments on Twitter, you can bad mouth me and call me names, whatever. Sticks and stones Rye. Your words are as worthless and pathetic as you are and come Saturday, I will verify that in the ring. You say this war is coming, how about you worry about the god damn match for once and quit running your mouth because when I’m done with you, you will look like an even bigger tool if that’s possible.
[[London goes to speak but Johnny cuts her off]]
Johnny Clash: And than there’s Rage.
[[The fans boo for a long time]]
Johnny Clash: Rage is sadistic, evil, maniacal, the list is endless. When I finally saw him on the opposite side of the ring Saturday, I had this anger built up like never before. If there was no referee, If this wasn’t my career Rage would be the one crippled in a hospital right now not my beautiful wife.
[[Johnny bows his head down and takes a moment]]
Johnny Clash: Every time..(Johnny’s voice cracks) Every time I look at her motionless body in the hospital bed, I think about how heartless you are and it’s hard to believe any human being can be like that.
[[Johnny looks over at London who gets teary eyed and touches her broken nose]]
Johnny Clash: I’m sorry London, you know first hand what this guy is capable of. After Massacre, I believe the next pay per view is Caged Aggression. Rage what do you say we lock ourselves in a steel structure, maybe hang a few weapons from the top of it and see what happens.
[[The fans cheer as Clash breaks into a smile once again]]
London Williams: Johnny, I have one more question. Are you going to use your rematch claus against Metallica Evans?
Johnny Clash: That ship has sailed London. I already know I’m better than that whole division. I started out on the undercard and won the All-Action title on my own. It sucks to say that I didn’t lose it on my own. Once again Rage is the cause of more problems. I never addressed this but Metallica good for you. You deserve the title. But if you even for a second think that you deserved that win than you have your head farther up your ass than Rage does.
[[The fans cheer again and London laughs a bit]]
Johnny Clash: No I don’t want a rematch, let her enjoy her few more days as being Champion until Electra beats her for it.
London Williams: Thank you Joh...
Johnny Clash: I have to add one more thing. I just received the notice of our new signees here in NYCCW. Really Dancing Dan? We give guys like this a contract but Apostle Kried who I believe might be undefeated and one hell of an athlete, has to negotiate with Turner. That is absurd. I lived through the Van Gorgeous era here and have seen some crazy characters in all of my years wrestling but Dangerous Dancing Dan? SHIT what has this world come to.
[[Johnny just shakes his head and walks off the screen]]
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“And than I took her to the woodshed baby, if ya know what I mean. Yeah they like to get down with little Herman also.. The thing is... He aint so little! Wooooo Ha ha!”
[[Johnny shakes his head as he walks around the corner and sees Bob Herman humping the air as Electra Stevens stands in front of him with her arms folded and a disgusted look on her face]]
Johnny Clash: Sorry about that Electra. Let me take my grandfather back to the home now.
[[Electra laughs as Johnny pulls Bob Herman away from her]]
Bob Herman: Call me later baby I will give you a ride you won’t ever forget!
Johnny Clash: That is if you remember your viagra. Bob come on man, you can’t be doing this here.
Bob Herman: I’m just having fun baby. Im back with my boy Johnny Clash and we are ready to take over this place!
Johnny Clash: I don’t know if you noticed but I already took over this place.
[[Johnny pats the World title and Bob smiles]]
Bob Herman: That’s what Im talking about! But ya see that little honey wants it!
Johnny Clash: No she doesn’t Bob.. This is NYCCW now WEW where you came from. Things are different now.
Bob Herman: you’re right, I gotta act like a gentlemen, I’m a guest here.
[[Johnny and Bob walk past Lindsay Calaway and Bob starts howling again and humping the air]]
Johnny Clash: Come on Bob!
Bob Herman: Yeah come take a ride on the B train baby YEAH!
[[Johnny drags Bob away as the scene fades]]