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Post by TRUE WRESTLING ICONS on Jun 6, 2012 19:03:27 GMT -5
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Laura Tavares: I see you traded in the Charger?
Johnny Clash: American Made... Pff
[[Laura smirks as Johnny drives off]]
Laura Tavares: Which one do you want to look at first?
Johnny Clash: Let’s check out the house in LA first.
Laura Tavares: You just want to be close to the Staples Center.
Johnny Clash: Damn right I do. Courtside seats for me and you to every Lakers game. Imagine that. Having Doris Burke interview US after every quarter. The attention will be all on us not Jack Nicholson, not Kobe Bryant.. The real King and Queen of New Yo... Los Angeles.
[[Johnny smirks and Laura laughs. Johnny’s phone rings and he picks it up via the cars surround sound blue tooth]]
Johnny Clash: Rage my boy, what’s shakin
Rage: Where the hell are you guys? Me and Bob have been looking everywhere!
Johnny Clash: We are in Los Angeles bro. We are looking for a new house, getting out of that shit hole New York.
Rage: When the hell did you guys go to California I was just with you last night.
Johnny Clash: We took the company Jet. Oh I didn’t tell you I have a pilot license?
Rage: You are a man of many tricks Johnny Clash. When are you coming back here? Bob is humping everything he sees.. Table legs, air conditioners, treadmills. I can’t take this guy anywhere! It’s like he has Viagra permanently in his blood stream.
Johnny Clash: Just find the guy a hooker, you’re in New York City.. Cross over the bridge to Jersey there are plenty there. What do you think the girls from Jersey Shore do in their off time?
Rage: Ha! Bob’s probably already got a few things crawling in him another one won’t hurt.
Johnny Clash: Go take care of the “Situation” I’ll text you later when we know when we have to come back.
Rage: Alright, see you later broski.
[[Johnny turns off the Bluetooth and the music fades back in. They pull up to a huge house that Laura stares at]]
Laura Tavares: It’s beautiful! I hope the inside is as beautiful as the outside!
[[Johnny undoes his seatbelt and walks around to open the door for Laura. He takes her hand and they walk towards the entrance to the house, which seems like a mile away. They meet the realtor at the door]]
George Sax: You must be Johnny and Laura! Great to meet ya! How ya been!
Laura Tavares: This house is gorgeous George.
George Sax: Let’s take a look inside! It’s even more gorgeous in there, almost as gorgeous as you.
[[Laura blushes but Johnny just rolls his eyes and follows them inside. The house is empty of furniture but humungous Laura looks around as George leads them to the living room]]
George Sax: This is the main living room, as you can see there is plenty of room here, I believe the last owner... What was his name... Oh yeah... Leonardo Dicaprio..
[[Laura glances at Johnny who is unimpressed]]
George Sax: Had a pool table, a jacuzzi as well as multiple emmys.
[[Johnny walks over to the stone fireplace where he feels around and stares at it]]
George Sax: There is plenty of room for trophies etc.
[[Johnny stays silent and puts his hands up, envisioning championship belts on the mantle]]
George Sax: And follow me right this way we will take a look at the master bedroom
[[They follow George up a long flight of spiral stairs to a double wooden door. The room is almost as big as the last one.]]
George Sax: As you can see, the master bedroom is to die for and also has a door leading to the balcony, which you can look over at your POOL and Jacuzzi!
[[Once again Laura smiles but Johnny is unimpressed and starts texting on his phone]]
George Sax: Now follow me to the...
Laura Tavares: We’ll take it!
George Sax: Don’t you want to see the rest of the house?
Johnny Clash: Are you sure babe? It’s kinda small...
Laura Tavares: I’m sorry sir can you give us a moment?
George Sax: Certainly! I’ll go get you guys a quote.
[[George leaves and Laura walks over to Johnny with her arms folded]]
Laura Tavares: What do you mean it’s too small it’s gorgeous!
Johnny Clash: Alright alright. Whatever my Queen wants my queen gets. If you like it I like it.
[[Johnny stays looking at his phone and starts laughing]]
Laura Tavares: What are you laughing at, we are doing business here.
[[Johnny shows Laura a picture on his phone and she too laughs]]
Johnny Clash: Rage and Bob are having a little fun picking out a partner for Drake this Saturday. They are actually holding tryouts this is hilarious!
[[George walks back in and Laura turns around to face him]]
George Sax: So I crunched a few numbers and guess what?! I got you guys a really good price! This house is worth a little more but I can go as low as 5.5 Million!
[[Laura looks at Johnny who reaches in to his pocket. Johnny takes out a check book and clicks a pen. He starts scribbling]]
George Sax: You can leave a downpayment of..
[[Johnny rips the check and hands it to George who’s eyes bulge out]]
George Sax: Sir you don’t have to pay for it in full right now.
[[Johnny writes another check and hands it to George]]
Johnny Clash: This is so you shut the hell up. Now we want to move in as soon as Monday, make it happen alright?
[[George’s eyes are fixated on the checks Johnny just gave him, second one reading $100,000.]]
George Sax: Whenever you guys would like to move in is okay with me.
Johnny Clash: You have my number.
[[Johnny and Laura walk down the spiral stairs and toward the front door]]
George Sax: Can I offer you guys some beverages?
Johnny Clash: Does it look like we are here for tea time George? We have somewhere to be.. Make it happen.
[[Johnny opens the door and walks out]]
Laura Tavares: Thank you!
[[Laura follows Johnny outside to their car as George holds the checks in his hands in shock]]
Laura Tavares: I’m so excited! LA Here we come!
Johnny Clash: Let’s get back home before Bob puts his dick in a meat grinder.
[[Johnny and Laura drive away as the scene fades]]
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