Post by biggriff on Jun 8, 2012 9:37:17 GMT -5
(the scene opens up at the home of NYCCW the ace centre, just after midday on Friday and it’s surprisingly warm considering the rain that’s been hammering down all week. The building as very silent and there are very few people around. Big Jack Grizzly is taking a look around his new wrestling home. He’s wearing his trademark black shirt white vest combo and old scraggy ripped jeans. His oversized bald head has a trickle of sweat running down because he’s been in the gym all morning getting ready for his debut tomorrow night right here inside the ace centre.)
“Hey what are you doing in here” a voice shouts at Big Jack from across the corridor.
“Just having a gander at where I’ll be working from now on, is that ok with you…” Jack yells back down corridor.
A little pale looking old man with a dark moustache emerges with a sweeping brush from a doorway a couple of feet from where Big Jack is standing.
Grizzly: was that you who just shouted at me?
Janitor: yeah, I seen your big lump walking around here and obviously we don’t allow strangers to just waltz around in here.
Grizzly: oh right sorry but I signed up with the wrestling company who use this arena; I had nothing planned so I just wanted to take quick look at the place ready for tomorrow. Nothing worse than not knowing where you’re going on your first day at a new job.
Janitor: That’s not a problem then, I suppose the women on the front desk checked you in anyway so I dunno what I’m worrying about.
Grizzly: yeah Rachel on reception already made sure I wasn’t a burglar or murderer or any of that shit. Be silly to walk in here in broad daylight and try anything though wouldn’t it?
Janitor: You’ll be very surprised what people around here will try trust me!
Grizzly: oh yeah I’ve already had a bit of a run in with some locals, and I’ve only been here since Wednesday so I believe you. Everyone wants to pick on the big guy I guess.
Janitor: youngsters I bet, trouble most of umm around here. Right I can’t keep talking I got work to-do. Nice meeting you Mr…
Grizzly: Jack… call me jack.
Janitor: nice to meet ya jack, I feel sorry for whoever you fighting your one big fella.
The janitor walks in one direction and grizzly calls to him;
Grizzly: nice meeting you to Mr Janitor, but can ya tell me where are the men’s locker rooms around here?
Janitor: down to the end of this hallway take a left up some stairs and there smack in front of ya, you can’t miss umm. When you’re big and famous around here you’ll get one of your own. That’s where im off to clean, the private locker room of Johnny Clash. Some say he’s the biggest dick around here but I’ve never met the guy.
Big jack follows the directions, looking at all the old posters plastered on the white wall. The first ever bright lights show is there plus a big poster of the guy the janitor just mentioned; Johnny Clash.
“The biggest man here and ill have my big ass plastered all over this wall by the end of Saturday night.”
He arrives at the place where the janitor told him and he sees a tall, leggy blonde with a great body and great big tits, just hanging around outside the men’s locker rooms.
Grizzly thinks to himself with a big grin across his unshaven face “wow wow wow, I wonder if see’s into overweight, forty year old men. If she is she’s in for a treat. Ill give her the best thirty seconds of her life that’s for sure”
Instead he blurts out;
Grizzly: hellllooo beautiful, and what brings you to a place like this, you come here often?
Immediately after saying that grizzly starts to go red, he’s not quite the ladies’ man he tries to be. Nearly forty and single doesn’t bode well.
Blonde: hello Mr grizzly, I’m London Williams and you’re just the man I’m looking for.
A bead of sweat trickles down his massive overgrown head on hits the floor, he doesn’t quite know what to say but he just spews out another cheesey line.
Grizzly: you’re exactly what I’ve been looking for too, gorgeous lady.
Williams: umm… I’m London Williams… the backstage reporter for New York Championship Wrestling. I had a tip off that you were going to show up here today. I wanted to be the first to interview our newest acquisition for the website.
Grizzly: uh ho, yeah I knew that, I was just kidding with ya.
He wipes his drenched brow and continues to speak.
Grizzly: tip off you say, I haven’t told anyone I’m going to be here today…. But never mind I’ve always got time for an interview.
Williams: Great, I was hoping that would be your answer.
From her bag she pulls out a camera and a fold away tripod and positions it correctly. She switches it on and starts to ask big jack some questions.
Williams: This is London Williams reporting for Nyccw.com and with me today I have the newest member of the NYCCW roster, standing at a staggering 6 foot 6 inches tall and weighing in at a whopping four hundred pounds. His name is Big Jack Grizzly. Mr Grizzly what brings you to NYCCW?
Grizzly: For starters miss Williams please call me Jack. Secondly the reason I came here is competition, the company I was with previously was a great company to work for and I’d been there nearly twenty years but the money was drying up. I was the heavyweight champion for three whole years and I fight the same guy’s week in week out. I don’t think we had anyone new for years there. So basically to answer your question I’m here for competition and to see if I can still hang in there with the younger generation of today.
Williams: Great answer jack, and your right. Here we have the brightest up and comers in the industry today mixed in with some hard ass veterans such as yourself. Second question, I’ve been given a few tapes of yours to look over and I believe in your last match you were pushed to your limit and came out on top in a gruelling forty minute match. People shouldn’t assume because you’re a big guy that your unfit and can’t move around the ring like the smaller, younger guys. Also I saw you pull of an astonishing moonsault which for someone of your size is insanly unheard of. What exactly can the fans expect to see from you if you are going to go all the way here in the NWCCW and what goals have you set yourself?
Grizzly: In my last match I gave up my Championship to join this company so of course my goal is to become the world’s champion again here, also I love tag team wrestling and I feel that it is being underutilized in pro wrestling everywhere so I would love to find a partner and bring tag wrestling back to the top. As for what the fans can expect… don’t let the soft spoken voice and my overweight size fool you. Like London has just said, I can go forty minutes to an hour with the best of um. Sure I look over weight but I pride myself on cardio just as much as lifting all the heavy weights. So if you’ve never seen me in action tune in this Saturday and I assure you I will, no I promise you the BEAR RIVER BEHEMOTH will win his match and surprise all of the new fans. If you like watching a man that doesn’t give in, doesn’t give up and is willing to shed blood, sweat and tears in the middle of the squared circle. Then pay your money and come see me, you wont be disappointed
Williams: There’s your answer folks, come along and see if he lives up to his words. Jack, one last question before we wrap this up. Has the Bear River Behemoth been watching any of the recent NYCCW shows and do you like what you see?
Grizzly: The answer is yes. I have watched you show and I’d be stupid not to, and stupid is something I aint. I come here knowing the score, who I can trust and so on. My old manager once taught me a saying years ago. Friends can turn out to be enemies, but enemies will always be enemies. Whoever the General Manager wants to put me in the with Saturday night better hope he paid his life insurance because I’m coming here to prove a point. Once I step between those ropes the talking stops and the doing begins. You might think I sound and act like a nice polite, down to earth kinda guy, but when that bell rings the beast is unleashed and there aint a thing anybody can do to stop me.
Williams: I hope the guy that’s in there with you Saturday can handle himself cos boy when you go you’re a mean badass I can see that from speaking to ya. That concludes this interview with Big Jack Grizzly. Thank you Jack.
Grizzly: no thank you London it was all my pleasure.
Grizzly goes in for a hug but The two shake hands before London quickly heads off down the corridor and grizzly opens the door to the locker room.
"Never mind, I dont think im here type" he chuckles to himself while looking around the new locker room where he'll be spending alot of time in from now on.
“Bloody hell this place is heaven compared to Washington.”
He sits down on the bench and admires his new surroundings.
Few hours later Big jack is sat in his new apartment, enjoying a cold beer and watching some Nfl his favourite team the Denver broncos are eight points up on the Seattle Seahawks. The new apple iPhone he was given today starts ringing.
Caller: I see you’ve set up the new iPhone I gave you today; I didn’t think bears were any good with technology.
Grizzly: we aren’t, I took it to the local phone shop on the way back from the ace centre today. They did it for me.
Caller: well done yogi, I see your smarter than the average bear Haha! Talking of ace centre I saw the interview you did with that sexy chick London Williams. Knowing you I bet you had a stiffy all the way through it, you looked rather red!
Grizzly: watch it pal or I might just nip over to yours later while you’re out and pay a visit to your pretty little girlfriend.
Caller: you wouldn’t have a clue what to do with her if she wanted you to! Enough about the non-existent sex life anyway. Great interview, You do have a way with words I do admit and you’ll have everyone shitting their pants and so they should be great job.
Grizzly: you tipped her off to be there, you’re the only one who knew I was going to have a look around. Are you stupid you’ll blow the plans completely?
Caller: I didn’t tip her off, I paid someone to do it, and they won’t say a thing I promise!
Grizzly: that’s ok then. One last thing before I hang up, your interrupting the game! Remember that red thing I use to wear on my face back in the day? Well I found it in my bag today and will be wearing it Saturday!
Caller: nooo fuuuuccckkkkiiinngggg waaayyy! I ha…………..bbbeebebeeeeeppppp!!!!
Grizzly hangs up settles back down on his comfy new couch and takes the final swig from his bottle.
“Saturday….everyone will find out why you should never poke the bear“
“Hey what are you doing in here” a voice shouts at Big Jack from across the corridor.
“Just having a gander at where I’ll be working from now on, is that ok with you…” Jack yells back down corridor.
A little pale looking old man with a dark moustache emerges with a sweeping brush from a doorway a couple of feet from where Big Jack is standing.
Grizzly: was that you who just shouted at me?
Janitor: yeah, I seen your big lump walking around here and obviously we don’t allow strangers to just waltz around in here.
Grizzly: oh right sorry but I signed up with the wrestling company who use this arena; I had nothing planned so I just wanted to take quick look at the place ready for tomorrow. Nothing worse than not knowing where you’re going on your first day at a new job.
Janitor: That’s not a problem then, I suppose the women on the front desk checked you in anyway so I dunno what I’m worrying about.
Grizzly: yeah Rachel on reception already made sure I wasn’t a burglar or murderer or any of that shit. Be silly to walk in here in broad daylight and try anything though wouldn’t it?
Janitor: You’ll be very surprised what people around here will try trust me!
Grizzly: oh yeah I’ve already had a bit of a run in with some locals, and I’ve only been here since Wednesday so I believe you. Everyone wants to pick on the big guy I guess.
Janitor: youngsters I bet, trouble most of umm around here. Right I can’t keep talking I got work to-do. Nice meeting you Mr…
Grizzly: Jack… call me jack.
Janitor: nice to meet ya jack, I feel sorry for whoever you fighting your one big fella.
The janitor walks in one direction and grizzly calls to him;
Grizzly: nice meeting you to Mr Janitor, but can ya tell me where are the men’s locker rooms around here?
Janitor: down to the end of this hallway take a left up some stairs and there smack in front of ya, you can’t miss umm. When you’re big and famous around here you’ll get one of your own. That’s where im off to clean, the private locker room of Johnny Clash. Some say he’s the biggest dick around here but I’ve never met the guy.
Big jack follows the directions, looking at all the old posters plastered on the white wall. The first ever bright lights show is there plus a big poster of the guy the janitor just mentioned; Johnny Clash.
“The biggest man here and ill have my big ass plastered all over this wall by the end of Saturday night.”
He arrives at the place where the janitor told him and he sees a tall, leggy blonde with a great body and great big tits, just hanging around outside the men’s locker rooms.
Grizzly thinks to himself with a big grin across his unshaven face “wow wow wow, I wonder if see’s into overweight, forty year old men. If she is she’s in for a treat. Ill give her the best thirty seconds of her life that’s for sure”
Instead he blurts out;
Grizzly: hellllooo beautiful, and what brings you to a place like this, you come here often?
Immediately after saying that grizzly starts to go red, he’s not quite the ladies’ man he tries to be. Nearly forty and single doesn’t bode well.
Blonde: hello Mr grizzly, I’m London Williams and you’re just the man I’m looking for.
A bead of sweat trickles down his massive overgrown head on hits the floor, he doesn’t quite know what to say but he just spews out another cheesey line.
Grizzly: you’re exactly what I’ve been looking for too, gorgeous lady.
Williams: umm… I’m London Williams… the backstage reporter for New York Championship Wrestling. I had a tip off that you were going to show up here today. I wanted to be the first to interview our newest acquisition for the website.
Grizzly: uh ho, yeah I knew that, I was just kidding with ya.
He wipes his drenched brow and continues to speak.
Grizzly: tip off you say, I haven’t told anyone I’m going to be here today…. But never mind I’ve always got time for an interview.
Williams: Great, I was hoping that would be your answer.
From her bag she pulls out a camera and a fold away tripod and positions it correctly. She switches it on and starts to ask big jack some questions.
Williams: This is London Williams reporting for Nyccw.com and with me today I have the newest member of the NYCCW roster, standing at a staggering 6 foot 6 inches tall and weighing in at a whopping four hundred pounds. His name is Big Jack Grizzly. Mr Grizzly what brings you to NYCCW?
Grizzly: For starters miss Williams please call me Jack. Secondly the reason I came here is competition, the company I was with previously was a great company to work for and I’d been there nearly twenty years but the money was drying up. I was the heavyweight champion for three whole years and I fight the same guy’s week in week out. I don’t think we had anyone new for years there. So basically to answer your question I’m here for competition and to see if I can still hang in there with the younger generation of today.
Williams: Great answer jack, and your right. Here we have the brightest up and comers in the industry today mixed in with some hard ass veterans such as yourself. Second question, I’ve been given a few tapes of yours to look over and I believe in your last match you were pushed to your limit and came out on top in a gruelling forty minute match. People shouldn’t assume because you’re a big guy that your unfit and can’t move around the ring like the smaller, younger guys. Also I saw you pull of an astonishing moonsault which for someone of your size is insanly unheard of. What exactly can the fans expect to see from you if you are going to go all the way here in the NWCCW and what goals have you set yourself?
Grizzly: In my last match I gave up my Championship to join this company so of course my goal is to become the world’s champion again here, also I love tag team wrestling and I feel that it is being underutilized in pro wrestling everywhere so I would love to find a partner and bring tag wrestling back to the top. As for what the fans can expect… don’t let the soft spoken voice and my overweight size fool you. Like London has just said, I can go forty minutes to an hour with the best of um. Sure I look over weight but I pride myself on cardio just as much as lifting all the heavy weights. So if you’ve never seen me in action tune in this Saturday and I assure you I will, no I promise you the BEAR RIVER BEHEMOTH will win his match and surprise all of the new fans. If you like watching a man that doesn’t give in, doesn’t give up and is willing to shed blood, sweat and tears in the middle of the squared circle. Then pay your money and come see me, you wont be disappointed
Williams: There’s your answer folks, come along and see if he lives up to his words. Jack, one last question before we wrap this up. Has the Bear River Behemoth been watching any of the recent NYCCW shows and do you like what you see?
Grizzly: The answer is yes. I have watched you show and I’d be stupid not to, and stupid is something I aint. I come here knowing the score, who I can trust and so on. My old manager once taught me a saying years ago. Friends can turn out to be enemies, but enemies will always be enemies. Whoever the General Manager wants to put me in the with Saturday night better hope he paid his life insurance because I’m coming here to prove a point. Once I step between those ropes the talking stops and the doing begins. You might think I sound and act like a nice polite, down to earth kinda guy, but when that bell rings the beast is unleashed and there aint a thing anybody can do to stop me.
Williams: I hope the guy that’s in there with you Saturday can handle himself cos boy when you go you’re a mean badass I can see that from speaking to ya. That concludes this interview with Big Jack Grizzly. Thank you Jack.
Grizzly: no thank you London it was all my pleasure.
Grizzly goes in for a hug but The two shake hands before London quickly heads off down the corridor and grizzly opens the door to the locker room.
"Never mind, I dont think im here type" he chuckles to himself while looking around the new locker room where he'll be spending alot of time in from now on.
“Bloody hell this place is heaven compared to Washington.”
He sits down on the bench and admires his new surroundings.
Few hours later Big jack is sat in his new apartment, enjoying a cold beer and watching some Nfl his favourite team the Denver broncos are eight points up on the Seattle Seahawks. The new apple iPhone he was given today starts ringing.
Caller: I see you’ve set up the new iPhone I gave you today; I didn’t think bears were any good with technology.
Grizzly: we aren’t, I took it to the local phone shop on the way back from the ace centre today. They did it for me.
Caller: well done yogi, I see your smarter than the average bear Haha! Talking of ace centre I saw the interview you did with that sexy chick London Williams. Knowing you I bet you had a stiffy all the way through it, you looked rather red!
Grizzly: watch it pal or I might just nip over to yours later while you’re out and pay a visit to your pretty little girlfriend.
Caller: you wouldn’t have a clue what to do with her if she wanted you to! Enough about the non-existent sex life anyway. Great interview, You do have a way with words I do admit and you’ll have everyone shitting their pants and so they should be great job.
Grizzly: you tipped her off to be there, you’re the only one who knew I was going to have a look around. Are you stupid you’ll blow the plans completely?
Caller: I didn’t tip her off, I paid someone to do it, and they won’t say a thing I promise!
Grizzly: that’s ok then. One last thing before I hang up, your interrupting the game! Remember that red thing I use to wear on my face back in the day? Well I found it in my bag today and will be wearing it Saturday!
Caller: nooo fuuuuccckkkkiiinngggg waaayyy! I ha…………..bbbeebebeeeeeppppp!!!!
Grizzly hangs up settles back down on his comfy new couch and takes the final swig from his bottle.
“Saturday….everyone will find out why you should never poke the bear“