Post by biggriff on Jun 14, 2012 7:43:22 GMT -5
I climb the last few flights of stairs to get to my new top floor apartment. Why couldn’t they have got me on lower floor, in saying I can see the idea behind making me climb all the stairs every single day. I can see him chuckling too himself about the situation, saying “I’ll get the fat fucker fit if it kills him.” I go out for a run every morning before the gym because I hate the mundane drills of the fitness they do at the gym. Every guy that goes there is weighing in under two hundred pounds and I just feel like a fool with them all watching me. My new idea is to do my own jog around the streets of New York, get to the gym and then start intimidating all the ‘little guys’ cos I’m pressing above my head what those wimps are squatting.
It was quite an eventful day at Ray’s gym today. They have a big chalk board on the wall and the records for different exercise’s, which today I got my name on two of um, I now hold the deadlift record which now stands at 995 pounds and the squat record stands at a staggering 1110 pounds.
After I wipe the mixture of sweat and rain from my glistening forehead, I open up the door to my gorgeous penthouse apartment. There was no expense spared when he bought me this just so I’d come here to New York. It was completely kitted out too. Massive plasma TV on the wall, huge leather sofa so I can rest my fat ass on and every other accessory that money could have bought. The only problem is its not home yet. I lived in the same house in Washington for twenty years, I’ve heard it’s always hard moving but I’ve never really had to face the problem before
I head straight for the kitchen to take my supplements. Amino acids, glutamine and of course the tried and tested whey Protein shake. Who needs steroids when you can have three scoops of thick, pink strawberry goodness? I grab myself a shaker and throw in three heaped scoops of the miracle powder, mixed in with a pint of milk and shake.
As I swig down the strawberry delight, I reminisce about Saturdays events. It was a strange one because as I came out nobody had a clue what was going on. The crowd went dead silent and that’s never a good thing, but I’m sure it was a good silence and they were just in awe of my presence. Hopefully next Saturday the will give me the biggest pop of the night. My opponents on the other hand is a different matter, I didn’t know who I was facing until I got to the building that night but I still had a few hours to prepare, those two had no idea until I was half way down to the ring and was ready to smash some heads together. I did the job though and it’s been all over the internet that I was ultra-impressive. One headline read “is there any single man in planet wrestling that could stop the behemoth” personally I don’t think there is anyone out there is anyone out there who could match my pure strength and wrestling ability but maybe someone will step up and prove me wrong.
I finish my last few gulps of protein and grab myself a banana, and continue to think about the event Saturday night. What the hell was that guy Chase Grimes thinking of, interrupting my celebration just to stand there and applaud me. You see Sarcasm is fighting talking in Idaho where I come from. Now I hear the idiot will be at ringside on commentary this coming bright lights, I assure you that if he gets involved with my match I will drive his head through the mat and snap his neck in two. My match Saturday will be hard enough as it is, I fighting two guys again but this time they are a team. Two friends who been teaming together for a while. This Saturday there will be no surprises, they know who they are facing and they will have a game plan to try and combat me….they wont of course, the outcome will be the same. Two men sprawled lifeless on the canvas with me standing victorious above them.
(War pigs suddenly starts playing as grizzly’s phone begins to ring)
Grizzly: Hey Man, I haven’t seen or heard from you all week, how was my match Saturday. Is that the Big Jack you remember?
Caller: Sorry about not being around much I’ve had some problems at work with a pesky European but it’s all sorted now. We can go for lunch tomorrow we have much to discuss, as for your match big guy…. You smashed it!! Completely dominated two grown men and you were as intense as I’ve ever seen you. Only problem I had was that stupid red mask you wear!!
Grizzly: The mask is staying; I forgot how good it was to wear that. Oh yeah another thing before you go, what the hell was that Grimes guy doing interrupting my celebration?
Caller: only time will tell my big scary friend, only time will tell. See you tomorrow big guy.
Mmmm!!! I’ve got a feeling he’s got something up his sleeve that I don’t know about!!
It was quite an eventful day at Ray’s gym today. They have a big chalk board on the wall and the records for different exercise’s, which today I got my name on two of um, I now hold the deadlift record which now stands at 995 pounds and the squat record stands at a staggering 1110 pounds.
After I wipe the mixture of sweat and rain from my glistening forehead, I open up the door to my gorgeous penthouse apartment. There was no expense spared when he bought me this just so I’d come here to New York. It was completely kitted out too. Massive plasma TV on the wall, huge leather sofa so I can rest my fat ass on and every other accessory that money could have bought. The only problem is its not home yet. I lived in the same house in Washington for twenty years, I’ve heard it’s always hard moving but I’ve never really had to face the problem before
I head straight for the kitchen to take my supplements. Amino acids, glutamine and of course the tried and tested whey Protein shake. Who needs steroids when you can have three scoops of thick, pink strawberry goodness? I grab myself a shaker and throw in three heaped scoops of the miracle powder, mixed in with a pint of milk and shake.
As I swig down the strawberry delight, I reminisce about Saturdays events. It was a strange one because as I came out nobody had a clue what was going on. The crowd went dead silent and that’s never a good thing, but I’m sure it was a good silence and they were just in awe of my presence. Hopefully next Saturday the will give me the biggest pop of the night. My opponents on the other hand is a different matter, I didn’t know who I was facing until I got to the building that night but I still had a few hours to prepare, those two had no idea until I was half way down to the ring and was ready to smash some heads together. I did the job though and it’s been all over the internet that I was ultra-impressive. One headline read “is there any single man in planet wrestling that could stop the behemoth” personally I don’t think there is anyone out there is anyone out there who could match my pure strength and wrestling ability but maybe someone will step up and prove me wrong.
I finish my last few gulps of protein and grab myself a banana, and continue to think about the event Saturday night. What the hell was that guy Chase Grimes thinking of, interrupting my celebration just to stand there and applaud me. You see Sarcasm is fighting talking in Idaho where I come from. Now I hear the idiot will be at ringside on commentary this coming bright lights, I assure you that if he gets involved with my match I will drive his head through the mat and snap his neck in two. My match Saturday will be hard enough as it is, I fighting two guys again but this time they are a team. Two friends who been teaming together for a while. This Saturday there will be no surprises, they know who they are facing and they will have a game plan to try and combat me….they wont of course, the outcome will be the same. Two men sprawled lifeless on the canvas with me standing victorious above them.
(War pigs suddenly starts playing as grizzly’s phone begins to ring)
Grizzly: Hey Man, I haven’t seen or heard from you all week, how was my match Saturday. Is that the Big Jack you remember?
Caller: Sorry about not being around much I’ve had some problems at work with a pesky European but it’s all sorted now. We can go for lunch tomorrow we have much to discuss, as for your match big guy…. You smashed it!! Completely dominated two grown men and you were as intense as I’ve ever seen you. Only problem I had was that stupid red mask you wear!!
Grizzly: The mask is staying; I forgot how good it was to wear that. Oh yeah another thing before you go, what the hell was that Grimes guy doing interrupting my celebration?
Caller: only time will tell my big scary friend, only time will tell. See you tomorrow big guy.
Mmmm!!! I’ve got a feeling he’s got something up his sleeve that I don’t know about!!
