Post by TRUE WRESTLING ICONS on Jun 23, 2012 0:50:26 GMT -5
Scene 1: Johnny Clash
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[[The scene is at an airport in Los Angeles where Johnny Clash is seen rolling his bag through the lobby to the outside where his limo awaits. He holds his cellphone to one ear and seems irate]]
Johnny Clash: No I told you, I want only the blue m&m’s! Christy are you listening to me? What do I pay you for? I don’t care if you have to sit there and pick them all out yourself. ... ... NO! THEY DON’T ALL TASTE THE SAME! GET IT DONE!
[[Johnny hangs up his phone as he hands his luggage to the limo driver. Johnny puts his sunglasses on and waits for the driver to open the door for him. Johnny gets in the back and gets back on the phone]]
Johnny Clash: NO! NOT GREEN I TOLD YOU.. BLUE!
[[The door closes and the driver drives away.]]
[[The scene opens back up outside of a studio in Hollywood. The driver opens the door for Johnny, who fixes his suit when he stands up. He hands Johnny his bag and puts out his hand looking for a tip. Johnny takes his gum out and puts it in the drivers open hand]]
Johnny Clash: thanks a lot chief.
[[Johnny takes his bag and walks in to the studio. The camera pans up where it says ESPN. Inside the hallways are pictures of greats like Michael Jordan, Kareem Abdul Jabar, Bret Favre, Mickey Mantle and Wayne Gretzky. Johnny walks to the room that has his name on it and barges in. In there is a women in a headset picking out m&m’s from a bowl and placing the blue ones in another one. Johnny puts his bag down and she jumps up and fixes her dress]]
Christy: Johnny! You made it great. They have you scheduled to be on Sports Center at 5. Than we have you flying to Pittsburgh for the NHL Draft to do an interview and than..
Johnny Clash: Hey hey hey hey, slow down. I know what I gotta do and I’ll do it. You are here to make sure im comfortable and that everything is right. Is everything right?
Christy: Yes! Here, I picked out all the blue m&m’s for you too!
Johnny Clash: I don’t want these you touched them all!
[[Johnny pushes the candy away and sits down on his leather couch. He takes off his jacket and unbuttons his top button. Christy bites her lip as she stares at him. He doesn’t acknowledge her and when he glances at her he takes a double take as she unbuttons her top button. Johnny stands up and walks slowly towards her. Her eyes light up and she opens her mouth and leans towards him. Johnny leans in as well]]
Johnny Clash: Christy..
Christy: Yes Johnny..
Johnny Clash: Your’e fired. Get the hell out of my dressing room
[[Christy looks heart broken and Johnny points towards the door. She walks slowly towards it and leaves. Johnny slams the door behind her and shakes his head in disgust. His phone rings again]]
Johnny Clash: Hey babe, yeah had to fire another one. I don’t get it I guess I am just soo good looking... Yeah. How’s Bob doing, old man surviving in Santa Barbara? Good good. I will talk to you later after Sports Center. I love you too my queen.
[[Johnny hangs up the phone and picks at some blue m&m’s]]
Scene 2: Laura Tavares
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[[Laura hangs up her phone as she sits at a table on the streets of Santa Barbara. She looks across the table at Bob Herman who is reading a menu. Laura takes her sunglasses off and puts them on top of her sun hat. She crosses her legs and sighs]]
Laura Tavares: Where the hell is this waitress. We have waited here for five minutes and I am starving.
Bob Herman: There are so many selections! Back in my day we would go to a restaurant and the menu would be one page!
Laura Tavares: Ugh.
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Laura Tavares: Can I help you... Take a picture it will last longer. Oh my god Joan Rivers!
[[Joan Rivers stands there in the sunlight with her fancy clothes and purple feather coat. Bob puts his menu down and smiles wide]]
Joan Rivers: How are you darling, I have seen your work and I must say I am very impressed. I love how you carry yourself and I tell you, you are more beautiful than I was in your day sweetie.
[[Laura stands up and hugs Joan Rivers]]
Laura Tavares: Would you like to have a seat? Are you in a hurry?
Joan Rivers: I suppose I can sit for a minute. I come here all the time. Bobby dear, try the smoked salmon.
[[Bob flips the page over]]
Bob Herman: There’s another page! My god!
Joan Rivers: Laura dear if I can give you some advice. Don’t let your celebrity status climb too high, before you know it you will have paparazzi all over you snapping pictures while you take a crap at home or in your pool or cheating on your husband!
Laura Tavares: Well thank you for the advice but I would never cheat on Johnny.
Joan Rivers: So young and naive. It’s good to spice it up a bit!
[[Laura laughs a bit uncomfortably but stops when the waitress comes over]]
Waitress: How are you guys today, I am Danielle and I will be serving you today. Can I start you guys with a drink or appetizers?
Laura Tavares: We have been waiting here for a whole ten minutes, yeah... I think we are more than ready to order.
[[Laura rolls her eyes as Bob looks frantically at the menu to order.]]
Laura Tavares: Ill just have mineral a water. Thanks
[[Laura hands the girl her menu and she looks at Joan who ignores her. Bob than hands her the menu]]
Bob Herman: Smoked salmon you say? Okay lets go for it WOO!!
[[Bob looks at Joan who smirks at him]]
Joan Rivers: So like I was saying darling.. You have to enjoy the good life. You made it this far and you are a top celebrity now! Here is my card dear. If you ever need anything or even just a shopping partner give me a call. My limo is here I have a flight to catch. Ta ta!
[[Joan stands up and Laura stands up to hug her goodbye. Joan stops and looks over at Bob.]]
Joan Rivers: And here is my card for you Bob.. Call me.
[[Bob turns red and his eyes light up, resisting a WOO.]]
Joan Rivers: Oh.. And tell big daddy Rage I said hi
[[Joan winks and walks to the side walk where she bosses her driver around and drives away]]
[[The waitress comes back with Laura’s water and places it in front of her. She takes a sip and spits it out. The waitress looks concerned]]
Laura Tavares: THIS WATER IS NOT COLD ENOuGH. TAKE IT BACK!
[[Laura throws the water in the girls face who stands there with her mouth open shocked. She walks back inside the restaurant dripping wet as Laura folds her arms and sits there with a scowl]]
Scene 3: Johnny Clash
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[[Johnny Clash sits with Lindsay Czarniak and Stephen A. Smith at the ESPN Sports Center table as the producers fix Johnny’s microphone and set him up with a glass of water]]
Camera Man: 5-4-3-2-... We are live.
Lindsay Czarniak: Welcome back to sports center, we are here with Sports Center’s Stephen A Smith and NYCCW World Heavyweight Champion, Johnny Clash. Welcome to the show Johnny.
Johnny Clash: Thanks for having me guys.
Lindsay Czarniak: We have heard that you are an avid sports fan is that right?
Johnny Clash: Yes I have always been in to sports even growing up. I played a lot a lot a lot of hockey and baseball.
Lindsay Czarniak: What did you think of the NBA finals outcome? Do you think Lebron deserves that ring?
Johnny Clash: everyone can win one I suppose. Lebron sold out and left Cleveland to be a part of this superstar force on Miami and he did it all wrong. I believe if he won it with cleveland it would have been more special and people would actually like him. He has one ring but he is not Kobe who has 5.
Stephen A. Smith: So you mean to tell me you are a Lakers fan!?
Johnny Clash: My whole life Stevie.
Stephen A. Smith: The problem with Kobe Bryant is he doesn’t pass THE BALL! PASS THE BALL KOBE PASS THE BALL!
Johnny Clash: what are you even saying? You never make any sense Stephen. Lay off the pipe jeez!
Stephan A. Smith: What!? Don’t you talk to me like that boy I will smack you upside ya head!
[[Johnny laughs and the camera goes to Lindsay]]
Lindsay Czarniak: Ummm okay guys. Well Johnny we brought you here to talk about your big match this Saturday at NYCCW Rage in a Cage on pay per view. You will defend your World Title in a 4 way colossal cage match.
Johnny Clash: that is right, it is a brutal match. The whole event is done inside of different variations of cages.
[[Stephen starts to laugh, Johnny ignores it]]
Johnny Clash: I have to defend my title against Stytch, Apostle Kried and Rye Payne. I have beaten them all before so it shouldn’t be an issue. I will walk out with my title still around my waste and will still be king of NYCCW.
[[Stephen laughs again]]
Johnny Clash: What is so funny Steve. Share with the rest of us, please.
Stephen A. Smith: I just think it’s funny you take this wrestling this so seriously. I mean come on! It is fake isn’t it? You guys learn to take all those punches and kicks and body slams! Right?
Johnny Clash: You want me to show you a move or two and you can tell me how fake it is? Come on lets go.
[[Johnny stands up and takes his tie off. He stands in the open arena in front of the screen and signals for Stephen to come over there. Stephen looks at the producers who shrug and tell him to go with it. He stands up and walks over to Johnny smiling. Johnny quickly gets him in a head lock]]
Johnny Clash: So you want me to show you some stuff? Okay here. This move is called a vertical suplex.
[[Johnny lifts Stephen up and hits a suplex on him. Lindsay’s face looks painful and Stephen crashes hard to the ground. Johnny stands up as Stephen clutches his back on the ground.]]
Johnny Clash: What was that? You wanted me to show you a submission move? Okay here.
[[Johnny lays down and puts Stephen in an Anaconda vice. Stephen screams and taps out.]]
Lindsay Czarniak: We will be right back after this break!
[[The scene fades as Johnny keeps the hold on Stephen. Johnny lets go and Stephen struggles to get up but uses a chair to help him]]
Stephen A. Smith: You will be hearing from my lawyer about this one!
Johnny Clash: Shut up you piece of crap. You don’t know who you are talking to. I am the king, not Lebron.. Me!
[[Johnny walks off the set and throws his microphone down on the ground]]
Scene 4: Laura Tavares
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[[Laura and Bob watch Sports Center from a television in Johnny and Laura’s LA home. Laura gets up and heads to the refrigerator for a drink. She hands Bob a beer]]
Bob Herman: WOO My boy Johnny showed that clown huh!?
Laura Tavares: People need to learn to respect us. We are royalty and we refuse to take this crap from people. Johnny did what was right. That guy made a fool out of him and he showed him who the king is.
Bob Herman: I love it! I wish I was still in my prime like that stud and I could beat up anyone who gives me a crooked look! Young at heart at least!
Laura Tavares: You certainly are Bob.
Bob Herman: So hey, how are you preparing for your match especially now that Lindsay is involved.
[[Laura laughs and changes the channel]]
Laura Tavares: Lindsay Calaway is nothing but a cheap slut that has no place in this company yet alone this business. I will mop the floor with her bleached head and than I will work on Electra. Ugh even saying that name makes me sick.
Bob Herman: She had your number last week though, don’t let her have the momentum going in.
Laura Tavares: Momentum? Please I am not the slightest bit worried about her. Electra is as easy to beat in the ring as easy as she is in general. Who is she even with, Justin? Drake? Rage? That girl gets around and gets around quick..
Bob Herman: Where do I sign up!? WOOOO!!
Laura Tavares: keep it in your pants Bob. She is disgusting and you wouldn’t want to touch that. She claims I have STD’s and diseases.. That’s funny because I have been with Johnny for quite some time and only Johnny. That bitch gets around! And the nerve of her dumping human fecal matters all over me! I am still getting it out of my nails!
[[Bob Herman’s phone goes off and he looks at the number with squinted old eyes]]
Bob Herman: Who the hell is calling me? Hello Bob speaking! Huh? Who is this? What now? You want to put what in where? WOE! Who is this!?!?!?! Skorne? I’m staying at the Sheridan on 54th and 8th. Room 232.
[[Bob hangs up and stands up frantically. He looks around and grabs his suit jacket]]
Bob Herman:..... Gotta go.
[[Bob leaves quickly and Laura doesn’t even get to say a word before he leaves. She looks confused but shrugs it off. She gets up and slips out of her dress slowly and stands in front of a mirror in her bra and panties. She slips out of them as well as the camera shows them falling to the ground. She puts a robe on and draws a bath]]
Scene 5: Johnny Clash
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[[Johnny has yet again been put on a flight. This time to Pittsburgh Pennsylvania where he will be attending the NHL Entry Draft and announcing the New York Islanders Draft Pick. Johnny claims his back from the carousel and hops in yet another limo. The limo takes him to the Console Energy Center where he is met by security and other personnel who take him to his dressing room. Again Johnny changes his suit and walks outside to the hallway where he sees the set up and people start to pile in.]]
“Stage fright?”
[[Johnny turns around to see Jeremy Roenick standing there. They shake hands and Johnny laughs]]
Johnny Clash: this is crazy.
Jeremy Roenick: I know, I love draft day it’s so exciting. I love the fact that I get to broadcast it as well. This is great.
Johnny Clash: No that’s not what’s crazy. It’s crazy that the guys I looked up to my whole life are in the same arena as me, and now I’m more popular and bigger than you silly hockey players will ever be! Haha!
[[Jeremy gives Johnny a look and walks away from him]]
Johnny Clash: Kids these days.
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Garth Snow: For the entire New York Islanders organization, we are happy to be here in Pittsburgh
[[The crowd boos at their rival team]]
Garth Snow: We have a guest on board here to select our draft pick for us. Long Island’s own, Johnny Clash!
[[The fans in the arena cheer as Johnny walks out to the podium]]
Johnny Clash: thanks Garth. You know it was not too long ago when I was a peewee on the pond hoping to be standing up here one day. Now I stand up here as a World Champion, unlike your Pittsburgh Penguins.
[[The crowd boos Johnny as he smiles]]
Johnny Clash: I know I know, being an Islander fan my whole life I really hate you guys. I really hate the city of Pittsburgh and especially that crybaby Sidney Crosby. Yuck!
[[The crowd boos him even louder and he just laughs]]
Johnny Clash: Okay, let’s get too it. The New York Islanders select fourth in this 2012 Entry Draft and we choose..... Griffin Reinhart!
[[The young man stands up and walks up to the podium where Garth Snow and Charles Wang hand him an Islanders Jersey and hat. He puts it on and Johnny Clash poses for a picture with him. The crowd claps as the scene is supposed to end. Johnny takes the podium again]]
Johnny Clash: I’m sorry but I have one more thing to say.
[[The fans boo and the staff looks confused]]
Johnny Clash: Like I said I have been an Islander fan my whole life. I just want to tell you Garth and Charles that you are PATHETIC. I want nothing to do with your organization. I am Johnny Clash dammit! I am the best in the world and I am the King of NYCCW and the world! I have a cage match to deal with tomorrow night and you got me announcing your next failure in progress! Sorry Griffin but it’s true!
[[Johnny takes his shirt off and reveals an LA Kings Stanley Cup Champions shirt. He stands there nodding and pointing to his shirt. Johnny gets dragged off the stage and thrown out of the building. Johnny laughs when he goes outside the arena and walks to his limo. Johnny laughs as he gets in]]
Johnny Clash: Ha ha. Take me to the airport Driver, I need to go home.
[[Johnny yawns as his jet lag kicks in for his third flight of the day. He heads in to Airport Security]]
Scene 6: Laura Tavares
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[[Laura sits in the bath tube scrubbing her legs slowly with candles surrounding her. She wets her hair and slowly un plugs the drain. She stands up and takes a towel from the hanger. She dries off slowly and provocatively. She sits down at her desk and turns her screen saver off her MacBook. Laura clicks an email from a friend that reads “Check this out, you won’t like it.” Laura clicks the link to wrestlezone.org and it is an article about her]]
It appears that Johnny Clash and Laura Tavares‘ relationship is rocky and the couple are due to break up soon. It has been noted that Johnny is living with Electra Stevens and their on air feud is just a fix. It is also said that Rage and Laura Tavares have been “hooking up” in her new Hollywood home. Fame really goes to people’s heads and it appears that the happy couple have broken up. More to come!
[[Laura looks in disgust and logs on to Twitter]]
@queenclashtwi: I want to make it clear that the dirt sheets are exactly that, dirt. Don’t believe that crap. #KingandQueenClash #Champions
[[Laura giggles and closes her laptop. She looks at the time and lays on her bed. She drifts off to sleep to rest up for her big match]]
Scene 7: Johnny and Laura
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[[Johnny steps off the plane once again and yawns. He heads to luggage claim yet again and towards his limo. Once again Johnny loads his bag in to the limo and climbs in the back seat. He gets disgusting faces snarled at him while walking after his display at the Draft and ESPN. Johnny brushes it off and just smirks. When he arrives at his house it is midnight and the area is quiet. Johnny opens the door and puts his bag by the front door. He climbs up the long winding stairs and walks in to his room. Laura is out cold on their bed in a robe with one breast poking out. Johnny smirks and lays kicks off his shoes, pants and dress shirt. He lays next to her and she wakes up and yawns]]
Laura Tavares: Hey Baby.
Johnny Clash: If it isn’t my Queen. How are you babe.
Laura Tavares: I’m good. I missed you.
Johnny Clash: I missed you too. I had an eventful day. We gotta be ready for tomorrow though.
Laura Tavares: **still half asleep** Yeah tomorrow.
Johnny Clash: Go back to sleep we have a big day.
[[Laura sits up a little and realizes her robe is partially uncovering her chest. She smiles and Johnny looks over at her. She looks back at Johnny and takes the other side off revealing her beautiful naked body. Johnny looks her up and down and Laura pulls him on top of her. The covers go over their bodies and the scene fades]]
[[The next morning, clothes are all over the floor of bed room and the front door opens and closes]]
Bob Herman: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wake up It’s the big day. We got a private Jet to catch!
[[Johnny gets up and can’t open his eyes all the way yet. He wakes laura up and they put on clothes. They head down the long stairs and Bob is sitting at their kitchen table reading the newspaper with breakfast set up]]
Bob Herman: Boy Johnny do you know how to make news! Look!
[[Johnny looks at the newspaper which has him all over the back cover of the sports page. Johnny laughs and puts his arm around Laura]]
Johnny Clash: I know how to stir the pot. I got their attention and now I deliver.
Laura Tavares: what do you mean?
Johnny Clash: It was all apart of my plan baby. I could have gone in there and been mr. Nice guy and people wouldn’t be talking. Everyone knows the name Johnny Clash and those who didn’t before know it now.
[[Johnny takes a Muscle Milk from the fridge and sits down across from Bob]]
Johnny Clash: I got them talking Bob. I got them fired up. Now I’m fired up. The world will be watching tonight and I made that happen. I will beat Stytch, Kried and Rye in the Rage in a Cage. I can start the match or I can come In last but either way I will be finishing that match and walking out World Champion.
Laura Tavares: Than we celebrate because I too will walk out with my gold still around my waste. And you know how much I love Bling.
Johnny Clash: TWI is stronger than ever and this is just the beginning. The next plan of action is almost ready. The take over.
Bob Herman: Speaking of being strong and taking over. I feel like something rammed me in the ass last night.
Laura Tavares: Where did you go last night?
Bob Herman: I got a call from this pretty lady that said some pretty nasty things to me. Funny thing is, she loved Anal. She did things to me that my old body didn’t even think it could take anymore WOOOO!!!!!!! Last thing I remember was that I fell asleep and woke up with this really sore ass.
Johnny Clash: Was her name Skorne..
Bob Herman: Yeah! How did you know!?
[[Johnny laughs and whispers to Laura who Skorne is and she too laughs]]
Bob Herman: What’s so funny!
Johnny Clash: Nah nothing don’t worry about it. Glad you got laid Bob.
Laura Tavares: Did she use protection?
[[Johnny laughs and Bob still looks confused]]
Bob Herman: you mean did I? Yes I did of course! Even though im sure im shooting blanks by now. Im almost as old as Rage is! Ha ha!
Johnny Clash: I bet she really stuck it to ya huh!
Bob Herman: She had bigs too, it felt like I was touching it myself!
Johnny Clash: Jesus Bob. We don’t need those details. I dont know if I can let you sleep in our spare bedroom anymore.
Bob Herman: Johnny, I love you man but that porn collection is too old! Come on! No one reads playboyy anymore! It’s called internet! WOOO!!!!
Johnny Clash: Whatever you say Bob.... Whatever you say.
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[[The scene is at an airport in Los Angeles where Johnny Clash is seen rolling his bag through the lobby to the outside where his limo awaits. He holds his cellphone to one ear and seems irate]]
Johnny Clash: No I told you, I want only the blue m&m’s! Christy are you listening to me? What do I pay you for? I don’t care if you have to sit there and pick them all out yourself. ... ... NO! THEY DON’T ALL TASTE THE SAME! GET IT DONE!
[[Johnny hangs up his phone as he hands his luggage to the limo driver. Johnny puts his sunglasses on and waits for the driver to open the door for him. Johnny gets in the back and gets back on the phone]]
Johnny Clash: NO! NOT GREEN I TOLD YOU.. BLUE!
[[The door closes and the driver drives away.]]
[[The scene opens back up outside of a studio in Hollywood. The driver opens the door for Johnny, who fixes his suit when he stands up. He hands Johnny his bag and puts out his hand looking for a tip. Johnny takes his gum out and puts it in the drivers open hand]]
Johnny Clash: thanks a lot chief.
[[Johnny takes his bag and walks in to the studio. The camera pans up where it says ESPN. Inside the hallways are pictures of greats like Michael Jordan, Kareem Abdul Jabar, Bret Favre, Mickey Mantle and Wayne Gretzky. Johnny walks to the room that has his name on it and barges in. In there is a women in a headset picking out m&m’s from a bowl and placing the blue ones in another one. Johnny puts his bag down and she jumps up and fixes her dress]]
Christy: Johnny! You made it great. They have you scheduled to be on Sports Center at 5. Than we have you flying to Pittsburgh for the NHL Draft to do an interview and than..
Johnny Clash: Hey hey hey hey, slow down. I know what I gotta do and I’ll do it. You are here to make sure im comfortable and that everything is right. Is everything right?
Christy: Yes! Here, I picked out all the blue m&m’s for you too!
Johnny Clash: I don’t want these you touched them all!
[[Johnny pushes the candy away and sits down on his leather couch. He takes off his jacket and unbuttons his top button. Christy bites her lip as she stares at him. He doesn’t acknowledge her and when he glances at her he takes a double take as she unbuttons her top button. Johnny stands up and walks slowly towards her. Her eyes light up and she opens her mouth and leans towards him. Johnny leans in as well]]
Johnny Clash: Christy..
Christy: Yes Johnny..
Johnny Clash: Your’e fired. Get the hell out of my dressing room
[[Christy looks heart broken and Johnny points towards the door. She walks slowly towards it and leaves. Johnny slams the door behind her and shakes his head in disgust. His phone rings again]]
Johnny Clash: Hey babe, yeah had to fire another one. I don’t get it I guess I am just soo good looking... Yeah. How’s Bob doing, old man surviving in Santa Barbara? Good good. I will talk to you later after Sports Center. I love you too my queen.
[[Johnny hangs up the phone and picks at some blue m&m’s]]
Scene 2: Laura Tavares
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[[Laura hangs up her phone as she sits at a table on the streets of Santa Barbara. She looks across the table at Bob Herman who is reading a menu. Laura takes her sunglasses off and puts them on top of her sun hat. She crosses her legs and sighs]]
Laura Tavares: Where the hell is this waitress. We have waited here for five minutes and I am starving.
Bob Herman: There are so many selections! Back in my day we would go to a restaurant and the menu would be one page!
Laura Tavares: Ugh.
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Laura Tavares: Can I help you... Take a picture it will last longer. Oh my god Joan Rivers!
[[Joan Rivers stands there in the sunlight with her fancy clothes and purple feather coat. Bob puts his menu down and smiles wide]]
Joan Rivers: How are you darling, I have seen your work and I must say I am very impressed. I love how you carry yourself and I tell you, you are more beautiful than I was in your day sweetie.
[[Laura stands up and hugs Joan Rivers]]
Laura Tavares: Would you like to have a seat? Are you in a hurry?
Joan Rivers: I suppose I can sit for a minute. I come here all the time. Bobby dear, try the smoked salmon.
[[Bob flips the page over]]
Bob Herman: There’s another page! My god!
Joan Rivers: Laura dear if I can give you some advice. Don’t let your celebrity status climb too high, before you know it you will have paparazzi all over you snapping pictures while you take a crap at home or in your pool or cheating on your husband!
Laura Tavares: Well thank you for the advice but I would never cheat on Johnny.
Joan Rivers: So young and naive. It’s good to spice it up a bit!
[[Laura laughs a bit uncomfortably but stops when the waitress comes over]]
Waitress: How are you guys today, I am Danielle and I will be serving you today. Can I start you guys with a drink or appetizers?
Laura Tavares: We have been waiting here for a whole ten minutes, yeah... I think we are more than ready to order.
[[Laura rolls her eyes as Bob looks frantically at the menu to order.]]
Laura Tavares: Ill just have mineral a water. Thanks
[[Laura hands the girl her menu and she looks at Joan who ignores her. Bob than hands her the menu]]
Bob Herman: Smoked salmon you say? Okay lets go for it WOO!!
[[Bob looks at Joan who smirks at him]]
Joan Rivers: So like I was saying darling.. You have to enjoy the good life. You made it this far and you are a top celebrity now! Here is my card dear. If you ever need anything or even just a shopping partner give me a call. My limo is here I have a flight to catch. Ta ta!
[[Joan stands up and Laura stands up to hug her goodbye. Joan stops and looks over at Bob.]]
Joan Rivers: And here is my card for you Bob.. Call me.
[[Bob turns red and his eyes light up, resisting a WOO.]]
Joan Rivers: Oh.. And tell big daddy Rage I said hi
[[Joan winks and walks to the side walk where she bosses her driver around and drives away]]
[[The waitress comes back with Laura’s water and places it in front of her. She takes a sip and spits it out. The waitress looks concerned]]
Laura Tavares: THIS WATER IS NOT COLD ENOuGH. TAKE IT BACK!
[[Laura throws the water in the girls face who stands there with her mouth open shocked. She walks back inside the restaurant dripping wet as Laura folds her arms and sits there with a scowl]]
Scene 3: Johnny Clash
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[[Johnny Clash sits with Lindsay Czarniak and Stephen A. Smith at the ESPN Sports Center table as the producers fix Johnny’s microphone and set him up with a glass of water]]
Camera Man: 5-4-3-2-... We are live.
Lindsay Czarniak: Welcome back to sports center, we are here with Sports Center’s Stephen A Smith and NYCCW World Heavyweight Champion, Johnny Clash. Welcome to the show Johnny.
Johnny Clash: Thanks for having me guys.
Lindsay Czarniak: We have heard that you are an avid sports fan is that right?
Johnny Clash: Yes I have always been in to sports even growing up. I played a lot a lot a lot of hockey and baseball.
Lindsay Czarniak: What did you think of the NBA finals outcome? Do you think Lebron deserves that ring?
Johnny Clash: everyone can win one I suppose. Lebron sold out and left Cleveland to be a part of this superstar force on Miami and he did it all wrong. I believe if he won it with cleveland it would have been more special and people would actually like him. He has one ring but he is not Kobe who has 5.
Stephen A. Smith: So you mean to tell me you are a Lakers fan!?
Johnny Clash: My whole life Stevie.
Stephen A. Smith: The problem with Kobe Bryant is he doesn’t pass THE BALL! PASS THE BALL KOBE PASS THE BALL!
Johnny Clash: what are you even saying? You never make any sense Stephen. Lay off the pipe jeez!
Stephan A. Smith: What!? Don’t you talk to me like that boy I will smack you upside ya head!
[[Johnny laughs and the camera goes to Lindsay]]
Lindsay Czarniak: Ummm okay guys. Well Johnny we brought you here to talk about your big match this Saturday at NYCCW Rage in a Cage on pay per view. You will defend your World Title in a 4 way colossal cage match.
Johnny Clash: that is right, it is a brutal match. The whole event is done inside of different variations of cages.
[[Stephen starts to laugh, Johnny ignores it]]
Johnny Clash: I have to defend my title against Stytch, Apostle Kried and Rye Payne. I have beaten them all before so it shouldn’t be an issue. I will walk out with my title still around my waste and will still be king of NYCCW.
[[Stephen laughs again]]
Johnny Clash: What is so funny Steve. Share with the rest of us, please.
Stephen A. Smith: I just think it’s funny you take this wrestling this so seriously. I mean come on! It is fake isn’t it? You guys learn to take all those punches and kicks and body slams! Right?
Johnny Clash: You want me to show you a move or two and you can tell me how fake it is? Come on lets go.
[[Johnny stands up and takes his tie off. He stands in the open arena in front of the screen and signals for Stephen to come over there. Stephen looks at the producers who shrug and tell him to go with it. He stands up and walks over to Johnny smiling. Johnny quickly gets him in a head lock]]
Johnny Clash: So you want me to show you some stuff? Okay here. This move is called a vertical suplex.
[[Johnny lifts Stephen up and hits a suplex on him. Lindsay’s face looks painful and Stephen crashes hard to the ground. Johnny stands up as Stephen clutches his back on the ground.]]
Johnny Clash: What was that? You wanted me to show you a submission move? Okay here.
[[Johnny lays down and puts Stephen in an Anaconda vice. Stephen screams and taps out.]]
Lindsay Czarniak: We will be right back after this break!
[[The scene fades as Johnny keeps the hold on Stephen. Johnny lets go and Stephen struggles to get up but uses a chair to help him]]
Stephen A. Smith: You will be hearing from my lawyer about this one!
Johnny Clash: Shut up you piece of crap. You don’t know who you are talking to. I am the king, not Lebron.. Me!
[[Johnny walks off the set and throws his microphone down on the ground]]
Scene 4: Laura Tavares
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[[Laura and Bob watch Sports Center from a television in Johnny and Laura’s LA home. Laura gets up and heads to the refrigerator for a drink. She hands Bob a beer]]
Bob Herman: WOO My boy Johnny showed that clown huh!?
Laura Tavares: People need to learn to respect us. We are royalty and we refuse to take this crap from people. Johnny did what was right. That guy made a fool out of him and he showed him who the king is.
Bob Herman: I love it! I wish I was still in my prime like that stud and I could beat up anyone who gives me a crooked look! Young at heart at least!
Laura Tavares: You certainly are Bob.
Bob Herman: So hey, how are you preparing for your match especially now that Lindsay is involved.
[[Laura laughs and changes the channel]]
Laura Tavares: Lindsay Calaway is nothing but a cheap slut that has no place in this company yet alone this business. I will mop the floor with her bleached head and than I will work on Electra. Ugh even saying that name makes me sick.
Bob Herman: She had your number last week though, don’t let her have the momentum going in.
Laura Tavares: Momentum? Please I am not the slightest bit worried about her. Electra is as easy to beat in the ring as easy as she is in general. Who is she even with, Justin? Drake? Rage? That girl gets around and gets around quick..
Bob Herman: Where do I sign up!? WOOOO!!
Laura Tavares: keep it in your pants Bob. She is disgusting and you wouldn’t want to touch that. She claims I have STD’s and diseases.. That’s funny because I have been with Johnny for quite some time and only Johnny. That bitch gets around! And the nerve of her dumping human fecal matters all over me! I am still getting it out of my nails!
[[Bob Herman’s phone goes off and he looks at the number with squinted old eyes]]
Bob Herman: Who the hell is calling me? Hello Bob speaking! Huh? Who is this? What now? You want to put what in where? WOE! Who is this!?!?!?! Skorne? I’m staying at the Sheridan on 54th and 8th. Room 232.
[[Bob hangs up and stands up frantically. He looks around and grabs his suit jacket]]
Bob Herman:..... Gotta go.
[[Bob leaves quickly and Laura doesn’t even get to say a word before he leaves. She looks confused but shrugs it off. She gets up and slips out of her dress slowly and stands in front of a mirror in her bra and panties. She slips out of them as well as the camera shows them falling to the ground. She puts a robe on and draws a bath]]
Scene 5: Johnny Clash
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[[Johnny has yet again been put on a flight. This time to Pittsburgh Pennsylvania where he will be attending the NHL Entry Draft and announcing the New York Islanders Draft Pick. Johnny claims his back from the carousel and hops in yet another limo. The limo takes him to the Console Energy Center where he is met by security and other personnel who take him to his dressing room. Again Johnny changes his suit and walks outside to the hallway where he sees the set up and people start to pile in.]]
“Stage fright?”
[[Johnny turns around to see Jeremy Roenick standing there. They shake hands and Johnny laughs]]
Johnny Clash: this is crazy.
Jeremy Roenick: I know, I love draft day it’s so exciting. I love the fact that I get to broadcast it as well. This is great.
Johnny Clash: No that’s not what’s crazy. It’s crazy that the guys I looked up to my whole life are in the same arena as me, and now I’m more popular and bigger than you silly hockey players will ever be! Haha!
[[Jeremy gives Johnny a look and walks away from him]]
Johnny Clash: Kids these days.
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Garth Snow: For the entire New York Islanders organization, we are happy to be here in Pittsburgh
[[The crowd boos at their rival team]]
Garth Snow: We have a guest on board here to select our draft pick for us. Long Island’s own, Johnny Clash!
[[The fans in the arena cheer as Johnny walks out to the podium]]
Johnny Clash: thanks Garth. You know it was not too long ago when I was a peewee on the pond hoping to be standing up here one day. Now I stand up here as a World Champion, unlike your Pittsburgh Penguins.
[[The crowd boos Johnny as he smiles]]
Johnny Clash: I know I know, being an Islander fan my whole life I really hate you guys. I really hate the city of Pittsburgh and especially that crybaby Sidney Crosby. Yuck!
[[The crowd boos him even louder and he just laughs]]
Johnny Clash: Okay, let’s get too it. The New York Islanders select fourth in this 2012 Entry Draft and we choose..... Griffin Reinhart!
[[The young man stands up and walks up to the podium where Garth Snow and Charles Wang hand him an Islanders Jersey and hat. He puts it on and Johnny Clash poses for a picture with him. The crowd claps as the scene is supposed to end. Johnny takes the podium again]]
Johnny Clash: I’m sorry but I have one more thing to say.
[[The fans boo and the staff looks confused]]
Johnny Clash: Like I said I have been an Islander fan my whole life. I just want to tell you Garth and Charles that you are PATHETIC. I want nothing to do with your organization. I am Johnny Clash dammit! I am the best in the world and I am the King of NYCCW and the world! I have a cage match to deal with tomorrow night and you got me announcing your next failure in progress! Sorry Griffin but it’s true!
[[Johnny takes his shirt off and reveals an LA Kings Stanley Cup Champions shirt. He stands there nodding and pointing to his shirt. Johnny gets dragged off the stage and thrown out of the building. Johnny laughs when he goes outside the arena and walks to his limo. Johnny laughs as he gets in]]
Johnny Clash: Ha ha. Take me to the airport Driver, I need to go home.
[[Johnny yawns as his jet lag kicks in for his third flight of the day. He heads in to Airport Security]]
Scene 6: Laura Tavares
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[[Laura sits in the bath tube scrubbing her legs slowly with candles surrounding her. She wets her hair and slowly un plugs the drain. She stands up and takes a towel from the hanger. She dries off slowly and provocatively. She sits down at her desk and turns her screen saver off her MacBook. Laura clicks an email from a friend that reads “Check this out, you won’t like it.” Laura clicks the link to wrestlezone.org and it is an article about her]]
It appears that Johnny Clash and Laura Tavares‘ relationship is rocky and the couple are due to break up soon. It has been noted that Johnny is living with Electra Stevens and their on air feud is just a fix. It is also said that Rage and Laura Tavares have been “hooking up” in her new Hollywood home. Fame really goes to people’s heads and it appears that the happy couple have broken up. More to come!
[[Laura looks in disgust and logs on to Twitter]]
@queenclashtwi: I want to make it clear that the dirt sheets are exactly that, dirt. Don’t believe that crap. #KingandQueenClash #Champions
[[Laura giggles and closes her laptop. She looks at the time and lays on her bed. She drifts off to sleep to rest up for her big match]]
Scene 7: Johnny and Laura
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[[Johnny steps off the plane once again and yawns. He heads to luggage claim yet again and towards his limo. Once again Johnny loads his bag in to the limo and climbs in the back seat. He gets disgusting faces snarled at him while walking after his display at the Draft and ESPN. Johnny brushes it off and just smirks. When he arrives at his house it is midnight and the area is quiet. Johnny opens the door and puts his bag by the front door. He climbs up the long winding stairs and walks in to his room. Laura is out cold on their bed in a robe with one breast poking out. Johnny smirks and lays kicks off his shoes, pants and dress shirt. He lays next to her and she wakes up and yawns]]
Laura Tavares: Hey Baby.
Johnny Clash: If it isn’t my Queen. How are you babe.
Laura Tavares: I’m good. I missed you.
Johnny Clash: I missed you too. I had an eventful day. We gotta be ready for tomorrow though.
Laura Tavares: **still half asleep** Yeah tomorrow.
Johnny Clash: Go back to sleep we have a big day.
[[Laura sits up a little and realizes her robe is partially uncovering her chest. She smiles and Johnny looks over at her. She looks back at Johnny and takes the other side off revealing her beautiful naked body. Johnny looks her up and down and Laura pulls him on top of her. The covers go over their bodies and the scene fades]]
[[The next morning, clothes are all over the floor of bed room and the front door opens and closes]]
Bob Herman: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wake up It’s the big day. We got a private Jet to catch!
[[Johnny gets up and can’t open his eyes all the way yet. He wakes laura up and they put on clothes. They head down the long stairs and Bob is sitting at their kitchen table reading the newspaper with breakfast set up]]
Bob Herman: Boy Johnny do you know how to make news! Look!
[[Johnny looks at the newspaper which has him all over the back cover of the sports page. Johnny laughs and puts his arm around Laura]]
Johnny Clash: I know how to stir the pot. I got their attention and now I deliver.
Laura Tavares: what do you mean?
Johnny Clash: It was all apart of my plan baby. I could have gone in there and been mr. Nice guy and people wouldn’t be talking. Everyone knows the name Johnny Clash and those who didn’t before know it now.
[[Johnny takes a Muscle Milk from the fridge and sits down across from Bob]]
Johnny Clash: I got them talking Bob. I got them fired up. Now I’m fired up. The world will be watching tonight and I made that happen. I will beat Stytch, Kried and Rye in the Rage in a Cage. I can start the match or I can come In last but either way I will be finishing that match and walking out World Champion.
Laura Tavares: Than we celebrate because I too will walk out with my gold still around my waste. And you know how much I love Bling.
Johnny Clash: TWI is stronger than ever and this is just the beginning. The next plan of action is almost ready. The take over.
Bob Herman: Speaking of being strong and taking over. I feel like something rammed me in the ass last night.
Laura Tavares: Where did you go last night?
Bob Herman: I got a call from this pretty lady that said some pretty nasty things to me. Funny thing is, she loved Anal. She did things to me that my old body didn’t even think it could take anymore WOOOO!!!!!!! Last thing I remember was that I fell asleep and woke up with this really sore ass.
Johnny Clash: Was her name Skorne..
Bob Herman: Yeah! How did you know!?
[[Johnny laughs and whispers to Laura who Skorne is and she too laughs]]
Bob Herman: What’s so funny!
Johnny Clash: Nah nothing don’t worry about it. Glad you got laid Bob.
Laura Tavares: Did she use protection?
[[Johnny laughs and Bob still looks confused]]
Bob Herman: you mean did I? Yes I did of course! Even though im sure im shooting blanks by now. Im almost as old as Rage is! Ha ha!
Johnny Clash: I bet she really stuck it to ya huh!
Bob Herman: She had bigs too, it felt like I was touching it myself!
Johnny Clash: Jesus Bob. We don’t need those details. I dont know if I can let you sleep in our spare bedroom anymore.
Bob Herman: Johnny, I love you man but that porn collection is too old! Come on! No one reads playboyy anymore! It’s called internet! WOOO!!!!
Johnny Clash: Whatever you say Bob.... Whatever you say.
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